"Chuck Norris"

Who is Chuck Norris and what is behind the world-famous sayings?

Chuck Norris is an American actor and martial artist best known for his role in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger. He was born on the 10th. Born March 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma.

The sayings about Chuck Norris, also known as the "Chuck Norris Fact", became very popular from the mid-2000s. They tell various humorous and exaggerated anecdotes about his abilities and strength. These sayings originally spread across the Internet and were shared on forums, social networks and blogs.

The spread of the Chuck Norris Facts began on sites like 4chan and Something Awful, where users joked about his legendary strength. It was then shared on platforms like Twitter and Facebook and quickly caught on with users around the world.

The popularity of the sayings is due in part to the fact that they are extremely exaggerated and often absurd. They reflect a kind of heroism and have an ironic undertone. Chuck Norris himself commented on the Chuck Norris Facts and took them with humor. Although he was initially skeptical about how these jokes portrayed himself, he quickly realized the entertainment value and popularity they had gained.

The funniest Chuck Norris sayings

• “Before a monster goes to sleep, it checks to make sure Chuck Norris isn’t under the bed.”
• “Chuck Norris stared at the sun. The sun blinked first.”
• “Chuck Norris doesn’t need a helmet. If he falls, the earth’s crust will break.”
• “As a child, Chuck Norris built sandcastles, we now call them pyramids.”
• “Chuck Norris eats his Knoppers at half past eight in the morning.”
• “When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.”
• How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? - All!"
• “Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.”
• “Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the water in the shower. He watches the shower until she cries.”
• “When Chuck Norris turns out the lights, he’ll be in bed before it’s dark.”
• “Chuck Norris doesn’t search on Google. Google asks Chuck Norris.”
• “God said: Let there be light! Chuck Norris replied: What’s the magic word?”
• “Whoever places Chuck Norris in Scrabble wins every game forever.”
• “If Chuck Norris backs the wrong horse, it still wins.”
• “Chuck Norris built Rome in just one day.”
• “Chuck Norris doesn’t have a birthday. He’s always been there.”
• “Chuck Norris got up once Latin insulted. Now it's a dead one Language.“
• “Peter Zwegat is in debt to Chuck Norris.”
• “Chuck Norris has no tears. He uses Tabasco as eye drops.”
• “Chuck Norris has counted to infinity – twice already.”
• “Chuck Norris distinguishes nuclear and green electricity based on taste.”
• "At a surprise party for Chuck Norris, everyone was shocked when he showed up."
• “Chuck Norris can stand faster than you can run.”
• “Chuck Norris never shaves. He’s just sharpening the blade on his beard.”
• “Chuck Norris corrects the spelling mistakes in the Duden.”
• “Chuck Norris can even remember the future.”

And, did you know that the first Chuck Norris sayings were said on Conan O'Brien's US late night show? The talk show host repeatedly made fun of fight scenes in the series “Walker Texas Ranger,” where Chuck Norris won even the most hopeless situation against overpowering opponents.