Funny Christmas Poems for Everyone
"Let's be happy and cheerful..." - Christmas carols and poems are just as much a part of the festival of festivals as social gatherings with the family and good food. It can also be a little funnier!
Laughing is healthy. Also at Christmas!
What does your tradition look like Christmas out of? Are you celebrating with the family and is there a specific meal that you can look forward to every year? Perhaps your Christmas "program" also includes Music and reading poems. How about picking out some funny Christmas poems along the way to brighten the mood? Here some examples…
Heinz Erhardt: The Christmas Goose
Well known is the Christmas poem by the German comedian and musician Heinz Erhardt:
Frozen in the chest
lies the goose from Denmark.
Leave it alone for the time being
her in her white coffin.
Without head, neck and mesentery
she lies next to the spinach.
Whether they probably a little angry
is that one did slaughter them?
Or is it just too cold for her
you can tell by the goosebumps.
Well, she certainly won't grow old here
tomorrow it will be thawed.
Hm, what a scent rises from the hearth,
through the whole apartment then.
Make the roast good
Santa Claus is coming tomorrow.
Udo Jürgens: The Christmas time
Or here the Denglish poem The Christmas time. The text was written by Wolfgang Hofer and was musically implemented by Udo Jürgens. In 2003 the song was included in his album Merry Christmas everyone published. Here are the first two stanzas:
When the snow falls wonderful
And the children are happy,
When is black ice on the street,
And we all need a mulled wine,
Then you know, the time has come:
She is here, the Christmas time
Every parking garage is occupied,
Because the people drive now
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Have nearly heart attacks.
Shopping crazy things
And the Christmas bell rings...
Another tip: the poem written in 1969 Advent by Loriot. This even triggered protests and led to a discussion in the German Bundestag. Which of course could arouse interest in reading it once.
Christmas poems have always been very popular, be it at Christmas parties or in the ...
But you can find a lot more funny Christmas poems by browsing the internet or in books. In this way, the pre-Christmas period and Christmas Eve will definitely be a celebration of joy!
