The funniest sayings for grilling

Funny sayings about grilling - for men

Grilling is an archaic affair for many men. they sit around the fire or standing around the grill and everyone gnaws on a piece of tender and juicy meat. This is usually enough to make her happy. However, it gets even more fun with a few funny sayings about grilling. Here one Selection specifically for men:

• "Today we have a 7-course menu: steak and six-pack!"
• "I'm the contract griller/serial griller here!"
• "No grill is not a solution either!"
• "I won't let anything burn!"


Kitchen sayings for the wall - this is how you decorate your walls

For some time now, letters or words that are oversized have been moving with the times...

• "Men have feelings too. Hunger, for example."
• “Are we grilling with the women today or without salad?”
• "What sport do I do? Grill sport!"
• "The three most beautiful words: Grill is on!"
• "Real men don't have to be angry. Real men never grill!"
• "The Four Seasons: Christmas, Easter, vacation, barbecue."
• "I was close to becoming vegan. But I had another pig!”

Funny barbecue sayings for women

Grilling is no longer just a male domain. Women also sizzle in summer as much as possible. Have a great time with these barbecue sayings:

• "Fire up the grill, we need to burn some fat!"
• "Women like men with money!"
• "I'll teach you how to marinate!"
• "My husband only grills once a year. From January to December."
• "I changed my diet. The wine is now to the left of the grill."
• “Cricket is looking for grillers!”
• "I want a beef from you!"
• "We have a barbecue today. It's raining? Then there’s fish!”

Black humor for those who like fun

Barbecue parties are often particularly fun among friends. A bit of dark humor is also allowed, along the lines of: Nasty but brilliant!

• "I like animals, hot and greasy!"
• "If we shouldn't eat animals, then why are they made of meat?"
• "If there's no more meat, then I'll just eat vegetarian!"
• "I always wanted to do something with animals. That's why I like grilling so much."
• "Animals are divided into three types: oven, pan and grill."

By the time summer comes, it will be time agains crickets. Diehards even celebrate outdoor roasting at any time of the year. To add more atmosphere, you can enrich your party with a funny saying or a funny barbecue quote have it printed on a t-shirt. The laughs are guaranteed!