"Chuck Norris"

Who is Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris is an American actor and martial artist who died on January 10, Born March 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma. Especially in the 1980s and 1990s he became known for his roles in action films. Before finding fame as an actor, he won several championship titles as a karate fighter. So it was easy for him to appear in the action movies as a tough and invincible character.

As a symbol of coolness and toughness, it was celebrated on the Internet, especially in the 2010s, and thus became the memes. The hype was triggered by the US late night show "Conan" with the moderator and comedian Conan O'Brien. On one episode of the show, O'Brien joked about how effortless Chuck Norris was in the fight scenes of the series "Walker Texas Ranger" won every fight - no matter how powerful his opponents were. Over time, more and more Chuck Norris jokes were created, of which you will find a particularly funny selection here.

The 25 funniest Chuck Norris jokes

• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch - HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
• Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors!


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• Chuck Norris can overtake in the children's carousel.
• Chuck Norris doesn't look, he finds.
• Chuck Norris' car doesn't need gas, it drives out of respect.
• Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews on bees.
• Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate his birthday. His birthday celebrates him!
• The universe is expanding because it wants to escape from Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris has more credit cards than John Doe.
• When he does push-ups, Chuck Norris pushes the world down.
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under the gun.
• Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
• Chuck Norris died years ago, death was just too scared to tell him.
• Children wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris has resurrected a first aid doll.
• Time never stops ticking because it's running away from Chuck Norris.
• When Batman needs help, he beams the Chuck Norris signal into the sky.
• There is none evolution. There are only animals that Chuck Norris allows to continue to exist.
• Chuck Norris doesn't paint the devil on the wall. The devil paints Chuck Norris on the wall.
• Chuck Norris isn't moving, the city he wants is moving to him.
• Chuck Norris does not have a pollen allergy. Pollen has a Chuck Norris allergy.
• Chuck Norris can tip balls!
• Chuck Norris was stopped by the police recently. The cops got away with a warning.
• Chuck Norris doesn't get sick. It offers viruses a shelter.