These funny sayings for New Year's Eve guarantee laughs

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Boring standard sayings on New Year's Eve don't have to be. If you always have a snappy joke on your lips, you reap numerous laughs. Here are our funniest New Year's sayings.

Funny New Year's sayings
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Toasts on New Year's Eve

There is plenty of alcohol flowing at most New Year's Eve parties. The matching toasts should not be missing when toasting. Add some fun with these witty rhymes.

  • Are you really grumpy about New Year's, you have New Year's Eve not only cast lead.
  • How do you keep New Year's resolutions? Very easy, just let it be!
  • The end of the year is in sight. Wealth, Success and Good Luck... we didn't have it again.
  • On New Year's Eve it's clear, let's hope for the new year again.
  • Just a week ago I was eating and drinking too much, and same game again today. While the rockets are flying out there, I'm hoping next year's holidays will be different.
  • We celebrate festivals all year round. But today on New Year's Eve, we celebrate harder!

Funny Happy New Year Sayings

Just wish you a Happy New Year? That is snow from yesterday. Cheer up those around you and be a little more original at the end of the year. Here are a few ideas.

  • The countdown is on, the staff is drinking, the year will soon be gone, happy new year!
  • Happy New Year everyone, let it bang! But alas, you bang in front of my house, then something slips me too!
  • For the new year, I have resolved to make as few run-of-the-mill wishes as possible. However, since I don't want to be rude, I'll tick off New Year's Eve and the next year completely today. So: happy new year, happy new year, happy easter, happy mother's day, happy father's day, happy children's day, happy Pentecost, happy birthday Birthday, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Who else has something to celebrate: all the best from me!
  • One wishes oneself a Happy New Year on New Year's Eve because one lets the other person understand that they can slide down one's hump. With this in mind: "Happy New Year, dear ones!"

Sayings on New Year's Eve: rockets and firecrackers

When it comes to pyrotechnics, opinions differ. Some can do without it on New Year's Eve, but for others the explosive devices are a must. There is something for everyone in the following sayings. ;)

  • Today we stay up late. How are you supposed to sleep with all that noise?
  • For the sake of your wallet, I'll let the others bang again. A look at the sky then reveals to me: "At least today I saved money."
  • I don't cast lead for divination, I don't want to bang to sonic spirits. I'll stick with the punch, because it's certainly for the good.
  • In Germany we don't say "I'll handle my pyrotechnics responsibly on New Year's Eve so that nothing and nobody comes to harm" We say "Great, an unattended mailbox!"

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